computersaysnooo:

0/10

plushfairy:

I miss these

thor meets pikachu

requested by nettumbles

livinglovinoloca:

fr3aksh0ww:

NO.
YOU’RE WRONG.
DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.

No, it wants you to spell the right way

THE AMERICAN WAY

abuserr:

dekutree:

lampsarepeople2:

idiotblogger:

Helen Keller goes on a blind date

*ba dum tss*

i don’t see how this is funny

neither did she

badtvblog:

This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…